If you can laugh with your girl during sex then you found a keeper.
i’ll buy you a place
where you can say “what a nice view”
and i’ll agree
while looking straight at you"
— justasgoodaseachother (via suspend)
So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
- Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
- You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
- Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
- No seriously gay does not mean stupid
PRAISE YOUR BROTHER